Two Tech Books; One Clear Winner

In addition to reading sea tales this summer, I've made a brief venture into tech reads with Antonio Garcia Martinez's Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley and Dan Lyon's Disrupted: My Misadventure in the Start-Up Bubble.

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Chaos Monkeys is about Martinez's experiences getting into advertisement strategy and working in Silicon Valley. He switches his career as a quantitative analyst at Goldman Sachs for at a stint at Adchemy. He later forms a start-up called AdGrok, sells it to Twitter, and then works for Facebook before getting fired.

Disrupted retells Lyons' venture into Hubspot after getting laid off from Newsweek. For a self-styled cynical journalist, the inbound-advertising company is part nightmare, part bizarre anthropological expedition. He navigates an unfriendly office culture that's completely different from the journalism field and which favors youth over experience because of costs. Eventually, he gets a job as a screenwriter for HBO's Silicon Valley and later leaves Hubspot for the now-defunct ValleyWag. He also becomes the intended victim of cybercrime when his Hubspot boss attempts to get hold of the manuscript before publication; Lyons discusses this at the end of the book.

The reactions I had to the books were polar opposites. Disrupted I thoroughly enjoyed; Chaos Monkeys I loathed. But why?

Chaos Monkeys' narration is so repulsive. Martinez insists on adopting a smug, bitter persona throughout the entire book. Reviewers on other platforms have referred to it as imitating gonzo-style journalism (I can't weigh in, as I know little about that writing style). At any rate, he routinely rips down other people and their accomplishments in Chaos Monkeys. He's an insufferable pseudo-intellectual and makes a point to throw in as many references and quotes from philosophical texts and world history as possible, even when it adds no value to his work. (Note: I'm a total tool when it comes to this sort of thing, and even I'm not as obnoxious as Martinez.)

We also get to see him show off what a terrible parent he is; after fathering two children, he decides to walk out of their lives because the idea of having a normal relationship with his family is too bourgeois for him to consider (why would you flaunt your personal failings and the sad details of your children's private lives like that??).

But the worst part of Chaos Monkeys is the rampant sexism. Descriptions of women that don't reduce them to sex objects or completely belittle them are the exception, not the rule.

For example, take the following passage:

"Most women in the Bay Area are soft and weak, cosseted and naive despite their claims of worldliness, and generally full of ****. They have their self-regarding entitlement feminism, and ceaselessly vaunt their independence, but the reality is, come the epidemic plague or foreign invasion, they'd become precisely the sort of useless baggage you'd trade for a box of shotgun shells or a jerry can of diesel."

He dismisses the former Business Insider editor and UPenn-educated Courtney Comstock as a reporter with a "porn star name." In discussing Tech Crunch's legitimate concern about sexism in Silicon Valley, he smirks about how they're always "agonizing" over it. He can't even simply concede the fact that a woman came up with a better idea for putting ads on Facebook than he did; he has to spend time describing her wardrobe (I guess because French women who dress fashionably aren't supposed to be as competent?), accuse her of being a social climber at Facebook, and hint that her ideas weren't valid.

Of course, his miserable persona was a deliberate choice. It's meant to create buzz about his book that otherwise might not exist.

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My take on Disrupted was much different. I found some fault with his attitude; he does sound rather arrogant time to time (especially in regards to going from respected journalist to tech newcomer), and his inability to grasp the consequences of what one posts on social media is baffling. But overall, the narrative is an entertaining one. He finds a lot to criticize at Hubspot, but the tone is less one of Olympian disdain and more that of genuine shock and confusion. In particular, his allegations of age discrimination are kind of horrifying, such as coworkers calling him "Grandpa Buzz" and the company's CEO saying in a New York Times interview that Hubspot actively prioritizes hiring young people and thinks work experience is overrated.

I may also be biased. I'm a young curmudgeon who generally eyes everything targeting the youth demographic with suspicion, and Silicon Valley is one of my favorite TV shows.

I'm pretty disappointed that Chaos Monkeys was so foul. It was more informative about the tech start-up world and its players than Disrupted. Had it been written by someone other than Martinez, it probably would have been a much better book. Disrupted is an actual story; Chaos Monkeys comes across as the literary equivalent of this Onion article.

Epilogue

 and I only am escaped alone to tell thee -- Job

 The drama's done. Why then here does anyone step forth? -- Because one did survive the wreck. It so chanced that after the Parsee's disappearance, I was he whom the fates ordained to take the place of Ahab's bowsman, when that bowsman assumed the vacant post; the same who, when on the last day the three men were tossed from out of the rocking boat, was dropped astern. So, floating on the margin of the ensuing scene, and in full sight of it, when the half-spent suction of the sunk ship reached me, I was then, but slowly, drawn towards the closing vortex. When I reached it, it had subsided to a creamy pool. Round and round, then, and ever contracting towards the button-like black bubble at the axis of that slowly wheeling circle, like another Ixion I did revolve. Till gaining that vital centre, the black bubble upward burst; and now liberated by reason if its cunning spring, and, owing to its great buoyancy, rising with great force, the coffin lifebuoy shot lengthwise from the sea, fell over, and floated by my side. Buoyed up by that coffin, for almost one whole day and night, I floated on a soft and dirge-like main. The unharming sharks, they glided by as if with padlocks on their mouths; the savage sea-hawks sailed with sheathed beaks. On the second day, a sail drew near, and picked me up at last. It was the devious-cruising 'Rachel', that in her retracing search after her missing children, only found another orphan.

-- Herman Melville, Moby Dick

Loomings

Call Me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. 

- Herman Melville, Moby Dick 

Moby-Dick Marathon at Mystic

In honor of Herman Melville's birthday (August 1),  there is an annual Moby-Dick Marathon at Mystic Seaport in Connecticut, on the decks of the Charles W. Morgan, the only surviving 19th century American wooden whaling vessel.

If you're there for the marathon, you get to sleep aboard deck!

 At noon on July 31, a reenactor dressed as Melville recites the first chapter. Then people take turns reading each chapter. Some veterans are attached to particular chapters; they read those every year. One of my friends writes down which chapters he reads each year, as his goal is to eventually have read every single one out loud. You also get fun bookmarks!

I also got a photo with him the next day

This event goes on all day and all night. You don't have to stay on board the entire time. Last year, my friends and I bailed to get a delicious seafood dinner (and ice cream!) in Mystic. But we returned for the long night's haul. My intention was to pull my weight during the wee hours of the night, but no, I conked out quickly. My friends apparently just pushed me to the side of the inflatable mattress when they were catching quick naps.

A reluctant early morning wake up for my friend Mr. J

So, an interesting feature of this event is that even though it's a 24-hour long marathon, it only takes 22.5 hours to read the whole book. Mystic staff members fill in the gaps through the morning of August 1 by doing demonstrations of how to work the ship. 

From the "how-to-lower-a-boat" demonstration

More tourists start coming on board as it gets closer to noon. Finally, the reenactor shows back up again and recites the Epilogue. And then, there's cake! The Mystic website makes sure to point out that it's "a great, white cake."

Mmmm, call me delicious!

Pro-tip: They have both chocolate and vanilla. Because I'm a greedy little grummit, I made sure to get a slice of each.

Unfortunately because the marathon ends on a workday, I can't make it this year. But I'll be watching snippets of it on Mystic's live feed, and you should too!

Summer 2016 Reading List

Giants Neck Beach, East Lyme, CT

In 2013, I started creating very structured readings lists. I come up with a theme for each quarter, and I assign myself 10 books for each list. I also have two special reading months with a friend -- Murder Mystery Month (in March) and Morbid and Macabre Month (in October); those lists usually feature 4 books or so. 

At any rate, Summer 2016's theme is "The Sea, The Sea."

1) Nathaniel Philbrick, In the Heart of the Sea

2) Joseph Conrad, The Shadow Line

3) James Fenimore Cooper, Afloat and Ashore

4) R.M. Ballantyne, The Coral Island

5) Robin Lee Graham, Dove

6) C.S. Forester, Mr. Midshipman Hornblower

7) Jean Lee Latham, Carry On, Mr. Bowditch

8) Patrick O'Brian, The Yellow Admiral

9) Charles Nordhoff and James Norman Hall, Men Against the Sea

10) Frederick Marryat, Percival Keene